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  • permfiling
    10-13 04:40 PM
    What is the URL for checking the PERM case status?





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  • glus
    04-15 02:24 PM
    In employment-based immigration, an I140 is an immigrant petition according to the law. So most likely INS will determinate one must work for 3 years before the I140 is filed. Many people think that an immigrant petition means filing for I485, but I don't think that the case. I140 is the immigrant petition.

    I am not an attorney.
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  • sobers
    02-16 04:11 PM
    This story below just goes to show that if smart scientists and engineers are not available here (because of low skilled immigation and the decepit STEM education), then jobs will continue to be outsourced to where the job can be done. Not only does the U.S. lose brainpower, it loses significant tax revenue which would otherwise have been available if the jobs were located in the U.S. And then, not only do skilled immigrants bring their skills to work for America, they also help build the local economy (home/auto, other capital investments, etc besides local/state/county taxes...).


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    NEW YORK TIMES

    By STEVE LOHR
    Published: February 16, 2006
    The globalization of work tends to start from the bottom up. The first jobs to be moved abroad are typically simple assembly tasks, followed by manufacturing, and later, skilled work like computer programming. At the end of this progression is the work done by scientists and engineers in research and development laboratories.

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    Report From Ewing Marion Kauffman Foundation A new study that will be presented today to the National Academies, the nation's leading advisory groups on science and technology, suggests that more and more research work at corporations will be sent to fast-growing economies with strong education systems, like China and India.

    In a survey of more than 200 multinational corporations on their research center decisions, 38 percent said they planned to "change substantially" the worldwide distribution of their research and development work over the next three years � with the booming markets of China and India, and their world-class scientists, attracting the greatest increase in projects.

    Whether placing research centers in their home countries or overseas, the study said, companies often use similar criteria. The quality of scientists and engineers and their proximity to research centers are crucial.

    The study contended that lower labor costs in emerging markets are not the major reason for hiring researchers overseas, though they are a consideration. Tax incentives do not matter much, it said.

    Instead, the report found that multinational corporations were global shoppers for talent. The companies want to nurture close links with leading universities in emerging markets to work with professors and to hire promising graduates.

    "The story comes through loud and clear in the data," said Marie Thursby, an author of the study and a professor at Georgia Tech's college of management. "You have to have an environment that fosters the development of a high-quality work force and productive collaboration between corporations and universities if America wants to maintain a competitive advantage in research and development."

    The multinationals, representing 15 industries, were from the United States and Western Europe. The authors said there was no statistically significant difference between the American and European companies.

    Dow Chemical is one company that plans to invest heavily in new research and development centers in China and India. It is building a research center in Shanghai, which will employ 600 technical workers when it is completed next year. Dow is also finishing plans for a large installation in India, said William F. Banholzer, Dow's chief technology officer.

    Today, the company employs 5,700 scientists worldwide, about 4,000 of them in the United States and Canada, and most of the rest in Europe. But the moves overseas will alter that. "There will be a major shift for us," Mr. Banholzer said.

    The swift economic growth in China and India, he said, is part of the appeal because products and processes often have to be tailored for local conditions. The rising skill of the scientists abroad is another reason. "There are so many smart people over there," Mr. Banholzer said. "There is no monopoly on brains, and none on education either."

    Such views were echoed by other senior technology executives, whose companies are increasing their research employment abroad. "We go with the flow, to find the best minds we can anywhere in the world," said Nicholas M. Donofrio, executive vice president for technology and innovation at I.B.M., which first set up research labs in India and China in the 1990's. The company is announcing today that it is opening a software and services lab in Bangalore, India.

    At Hewlett-Packard, which opened an Indian lab in 2002 and is starting one in China, Richard H. Lampman, senior vice president for research, points to the spread of innovation around the world. "If your company is going to be a global leader, you have to understand what's going on in the rest of the world," he said.

    The globalization of research investment, industry executives and academics argued, need not harm the United States. In research, as in economics, they said, growth abroad does not mean stagnation at home � and typically the benefits outweigh the costs.

    Still, more companies in the survey said they planned to decrease research and development employment in the United States and Europe than planned to increase employment.

    In numerical terms, scientists and engineers in research labs represent a relatively small part of the national work force. Like the debate about offshore outsourcing in general, the trend, which may point to a loss of competitiveness, is more significant than the quantity of jobs involved.

    The American executives who are planning to send work abroad express concern about what they regard as an incipient erosion of scientific prowess in this country, pointing to the lagging math and science proficiency of American high school students and the reluctance of some college graduates to pursue careers in science and engineering.

    "For a company, the reality is that we have a lot of options," Mr. Banholzer of Dow Chemical said. "But my personal worry is that an educated, innovative science and engineering work force is vital to the economy. If that slips, it is going to hurt the United States in the long run."

    Some university administrators see the same trend. "This is part of an incredible tectonic shift that is occurring," said A. Richard Newton, dean of the college of engineering at the University of California, Berkeley, "and we've got to think about this more profoundly than we have in the past. Berkeley and other leading American universities, he said, are now competing in a global market for talent. His strategy is to become an aggressive acquirer. He is trying to get Tsinghua University in Beijing and some leading technical universities in India to set up satellite schools linked to Berkeley. The university has 90 acres in Richmond, Calif., that he thinks would be an ideal site.

    "I want to get them here, make Berkeley the intellectual hub of the planet, and they won't leave," said Mr. Newton, who emigrated from Australia 25 years ago.

    The corporate research survey was financed by the Ewing Marion Kauffman Foundation, which supports studies on innovation. It was designed and written by Ms. Thursby, who is also a research associate of the National Bureau of Economic Research, and her husband, Jerry Thursby, who is chairman of the economics department at Emory University in Atlanta.





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  • factoryman
    06-19 12:57 PM
    Yes, on stamp paper. . What will you ask next? A format for affidavit. Why pal, why are you doing this to me? What did I do? Why did you start another thread?


    Here it is:

    Sample Affidavit of Birth for Parents

    AFFIDAVIT BY [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name] and [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name] (Mothers Maiden Name: Mother's Maiden Name)

    Re: [Child's First Name] [Child's Last Name] (If child is married, list the following: (Child's Maiden Name: Child's Maiden Name))

    We, [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name] and [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name], hereby depose and say:


    Our full and complete address is [street address with apartment or house number, town/city, state, postal zip code].

    That I, [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name] was born on [date] in the town/city of [city], [country].

    That I, [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name] (Mother's Maiden Name: Mother's Maiden Name), was born on [date] in the town/city of [name of city], [country].

    We married on [date of marriage] in the city of [name of city], [country].

    We [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name] and [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name] had the following children:
    a. [Child’s First Name] [Child's Last Name] (If child is married list the following: (Child's Maiden Name: Child's Maiden Name) born on [date]; and

    b. [list all of the other children, if applicable].


    [Child's First Name] [Child's Last Name] was born in [name of city], [country].

    This affidavit is being submitted because [CHOOSE ONE] there is no official record of birth [OR} the official record of birth is incomplete concerning [Child's First Name] [Child's Last Name].

    We declare under penalty of perjury, that the foregoing is a true and correct statement.

    _________________________
    [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name] and signature

    _________________________
    [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name] and signature

    Subscribed and Sworn to before
    Me, this ____ day of __________,
    [YEAR] at ______________________.




    Sample Affidavit of Birth for Close Relative



    AFFIDAVIT BY [Close Relative's First Name] [Close Relative's Last Name]

    Re: [Applicant's First Name] [Applicant's Last Name] (If child is married, list the following: (Applicant's Maiden Name: Applicant's Maiden Name))

    I, [Close Relative's First Name] [Close Relative's Last Name], hereby depose and say:


    That I, [Close Relative's First Name] [Close Relative's Last Name], was born on [date] in the town/city of [City], [Country].

    My full and complete address is [street address with apartment or house number, town/city, state, postal zip code].

    That I am closely related to [Applicant's First Name] [Applicant's Last Name]. I am his/her [fill in: uncle, aunt, grandparent, etc.]

    That [Applicant's First Name] [Applicant's Last Name] was born on [date] in [name of city], [country] to [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name] and [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name].

    That I have direct personal knowledge of the event and circumstances concerning the birth of [Applicant's First Name] [Applicant's Last Name] because [state how you are aware of the birth or birth date].

    That I have known the applicant since [month/year].

    This affidavit is being submitted because [CHOOSE ONE] there is no official record of birth [OR} the official record of birth is incomplete concerning [Applicant's First Name] [Applicant's Last Name].
    I declare under penalty of perjury, that the foregoing is a true and correct statement.

    _________________________
    [Close Relative's First Name] [Close Relative's Last Name] and signature



    Subscribed and Sworn to before
    Me, this ____ day of __________,
    [YEAR] at ______________________.





    Here is another version:
    SAMPLE AFFIDAVIT OF BIRTH

    Preliminary Instructions:

    -Please keep in mind that the Beneficiary is the person whose birth is being proven (i.e. the person who has filed or will be filing an I-485).
    -The Affiant is the person who affirming that the birth did occur and is the person who will be signing this document. The Affiant should have been an adult (over 18 years of age) at the time that the event (e.g. Birth) occurred.
    -You should spell out all dates. You should never list the dates with just numbers. For instance, you should list “March 1, 1970”, not 3-1-70 or 1-3-70.
    -The Affidavit ought to be certified or notarized.


    AFFIDAVIT OF __________________ (Affiant's Name)


    I, ____________________, a citizen of _____________ and currently
    residing in __________ do hereby
    State that the following is true and accurate to the best of my knowledge:
    1. I am the _________ of ___________ (Identify the Relationship, e.g. “I am the Grandfather of Mr. Beneficiary”)
    2. I was born on __________ (List Affiant's date of Birth. This will prove that the Affiant was an adult at the time that the event took place) in ____________ (list city, country) and I know of his/her birth because of my relationship to him/her.
    3. In ______________ (Month/Year) I was living in ________________ (Town where Beneficiary was Born)
    4. __________________(Beneficiary) was born on ___________________ in _________________ and I know of his/her birth because of my relationship to him/her.
    5. ______________________(Beneficiary) was born to _____________________________(Father's
    name) and _____________________ (Mother's name).
    Note: Choose either Number 6a or 6b below depending upon whichever is relevant to your case.
    6a. I hereby attest to the fact that birth records for individuals born during this time are difficult if not impossible to obtain and that a birth certificate was not issued to ___________ (Beneficiary) on his/her birth.
    6b. I hereby certify that the birth certificate for ______________(Beneficiary) does not mention his/her name because it was not customary at that time to include the child's name on the birth certificate.

    Dated: ________________________
    __________________________________
    (Affiant's Name)

    Sworn to and signed before me this ____________ day of ____________, _______________. (List Month and Year)

    ______________________________
    Certifying Official/Notary Public



    NOW DO YOU WANT THE GUIDELINES FORM THE FOREIGN MANUAL, that I posted in another big thread.


    Does the affidavit for Birth be on Stamp paper?? All those who have obtained affidavits, please advise.

    Thanks.



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  • fromnaija
    02-10 10:49 AM
    Hi All:

    Question: I have a I-140 PD Sept 2005 - EB-3, And completed 4.5 years (6year end oin July 2008) on H1. I changed the job in Jan, 2007 and using the approved I-140- 3 year H1 Ext rule, I received my extention for 3 year until 2010. Now my new employer des not want to file for greencard for 1 year. meanwhile if my old employer withdraws my I-140 what would happen in this case, if I start my LC application in jan 2008.

    The question of what happens if your 140 is withdrawn by previous employer has not been answered, not by lawyers and certainly not by USCIS. It is a grey area. However, it has not been documented that USCIS will cancel an H1B extension that is based on an I-140 when the underlining 140 is withdrawn.
    You may want to ask your attorney this question.





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  • EB3June03
    06-15 05:18 PM
    Wow.... Sounds like those who had TB Skin test come out positive are on the hook for the Medical RFE's

    I had my TB (Skin) test positive, but I also think the X Ray reports were included, but I might be wrong...

    Good idea though.. and it does make sense to get a new medical done that way the USCIS does not have another thought looking at the old medical forms.



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  • delhirocks
    07-18 04:15 PM
    That sucks. I have never heard anything like this...good luck





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  • peer123
    07-19 07:43 AM
    Read my posts on this subject in the archives and do not start new threads on the same topic. It helps keeping information in one place.


    papu can you please add the link to that thread.



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  • reddog
    03-09 11:22 AM
    I think she need to fill I-9 form to switch to EAD and thus switching out of H1.

    Right now she is on H1 as well as AOS.

    incorrect thought.
    I-9 is a Employment Eligibility Verification form that stays with the Employer.
    She is considered to be on an AOS status. nothing to be done.





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  • tdasara
    02-08 10:38 AM
    20k quota for 80k foreign students?? Where do the rest go?

    Most students apply under the regular quota to make sure they have a visa after their OPT...

    One can apply under the 20k quota only when they have the degree. Many students postpone their graduation and directly get into the regular H1b pool



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  • yabadaba
    07-12 09:01 AM
    just let adolf tancredo roll of your back...hes just trying to get few more days of publicity out of his quickfading presidential bid. sala tingu





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  • raj2007
    06-23 09:31 AM
    My lawyer have said that I need to submit last year's tax return.

    USCIS can ask for previous tax return any time. you maynot have tofile now but better to clean that. refile 1040X and pay the taxes and interst. you will be fine. IRS is good if you accept your mistake instead of catching you later.



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  • abracadabra
    05-30 03:45 PM
    E-Filing Support <e-filing.support@dhs.gov> sent email and got the confirmation receipt notice through email





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  • GCD
    08-04 08:13 PM
    I got a bunch that has photocopies from my lawyer of everything that went out to USCIS. 485, EAD, AP for myself and my wife.

    Everything is ok, except that there is an extra copy of G 28 each for myself and my wife and these extra copies are not signed by attorneys.

    In the middle of the package, right above the 485 forms, there are G28 forms that are properly signed. Everywhere else there is signatures where needed. But at the bottom of the bunch, there is extra G28 for each one of us that is missing signature from the attorney.

    Could this be a problem? Also, where is the URL for USCIS FAQ that states under what conditions that petitions can boomerang back to us?

    You are totally fine. According to the I-485 standard operating procedure, page 10, the following are the instructions for the mailroom person :

    "Verify the G-28 for original signature of attorney and applicant. If
    only one copy has been submitted and you have concurrently filed
    applications, photocopy the G-28 for each application and initial
    the copies with your employee number. Annotate the processing
    worksheet".



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  • redelite
    08-20 01:54 PM
    "Oh-really?" (quick like almost one word) and "Yah REALLY!"

    ..at least that's how I read it..





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  • mayhemt
    10-10 08:53 AM
    tarikh pe tarikh.... tarikh pe tarikh.... kaab taak?????


    Thanks, got a good chuckle out of this. Maybe we should bring Sunny in to plead our case.





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  • pappu
    05-31 08:27 AM
    How can we reach the rest of ~496,000 skilled immigrants who are waiting for their green cards? where are they??
    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=694&page=3

    has some ideas all members can implement





    cinqsit
    09-27 11:55 AM
    Hey

    If I remember correctly (read somewhere on this forum) the strategy should be that you take a infopass appointment on the same day as your finger
    printing appointment, talk to the immigration officer and ask him about your wife's FP appointment. If it was indeed sent out and you havent received it he can give you some kind of a receipt(?) and both of you can have the FP done on the same date.

    - cinqsit





    amitjoey
    01-26 01:38 PM
    If only we take our concerns our problems to the elected reps of this country.
    If we sincerely talk to them and tell them that we face this- and other issues, we can make some headway.



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